1. Killed this bottle BY MYSELF I need to switch back to scotch this ish is week. Lol

    Killed this bottle BY MYSELF I need to switch back to scotch this ish is week. Lol

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  2. So I was trying to make alcoholic gummy bears but I put them in too much vodka and the gummy bears I got were too hard. So the outcome was gummy bears that were soft on the outside and hard and chewy on the inside that we’re floating in what became a pinnacle whipped vodka jelly syrup that was crazy thick. So I decided to take my failure and try to create with it. I took the vodka syrup and some of the gummy bears and put it in a glass with ice. I then added some soda water and got this concoction. It’s actually pretty good. Tastes like whipped cream with a back note of fruit flavors from the gummy bears. Not a complete failure after all.

    So I was trying to make alcoholic gummy bears but I put them in too much vodka and the gummy bears I got were too hard. So the outcome was gummy bears that were soft on the outside and hard and chewy on the inside that we’re floating in what became a pinnacle whipped vodka jelly syrup that was crazy thick. So I decided to take my failure and try to create with it. I took the vodka syrup and some of the gummy bears and put it in a glass with ice. I then added some soda water and got this concoction. It’s actually pretty good. Tastes like whipped cream with a back note of fruit flavors from the gummy bears. Not a complete failure after all.

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  3. Me and Lehla kicksn it on the couch since I messed up my back. #dog #shihtzu

    Me and Lehla kicksn it on the couch since I messed up my back. #dog #shihtzu

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  4. "To die would be a great adventure" #hook #robinwilliams #rip

    "To die would be a great adventure" #hook #robinwilliams #rip

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  5. Prince squared. He told me that I needed to purify myself in the waters of lake Minnetonka.

    Prince squared. He told me that I needed to purify myself in the waters of lake Minnetonka.

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  6. I dunked on shaq! (at Madame Tussauds Las Vegas)

    I dunked on shaq! (at Madame Tussauds Las Vegas)

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  7. We decided to extend our day trip.  (at Ceasar’s Palace)

    We decided to extend our day trip. (at Ceasar’s Palace)

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  8. Stage side with @claudia0523 at the Trevor Noah show. This guy is hilarious.

    Stage side with @claudia0523 at the Trevor Noah show. This guy is hilarious.

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  9. Stage side for Trevor Noah with @claudia0523  (at Improv Comedy Nite Club)

    Stage side for Trevor Noah with @claudia0523 (at Improv Comedy Nite Club)

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  10. Tried my hand at making Tom Kha Gai. I don’t eat it, but @claudia0523 orders it at #Thai restaurants so I figured I’d make her some for dinner. I have no idea if I did good or not. Lol

    Tried my hand at making Tom Kha Gai. I don’t eat it, but @claudia0523 orders it at #Thai restaurants so I figured I’d make her some for dinner. I have no idea if I did good or not. Lol

    3 weeks ago  /  0 notes